Dear Apple,

Thanks for iTunes. And thanks also for the handy automatic software updater. It is both wicked chromed-out and also it gets the job done. Finally, thanks for keeping iTunes so up-to-date. Every month or so, sure as sugar, there's something that needs to be fixed or improved, and without fail, you do it. So thanks for all that.

But listen: Quit recreating my iTunes and Quicktime Start Menu items. I move them on purpose.

How hard can it be?

With admiration and irritation,
Fondly,
Paul