Get To Know an Internet Commenter
Kevin Collier curates a collection of comments left over time by single users on various blogs, forums, and review sites.
Collier's project, found on McSweeney's, gets at one of my favorite things about the internet: the accumulation of small instances of comments over time allows a reader to construct a persona of a commenter through their interactions on the web. Check out the entire collection at McSweeney's. Here's one of my favorites (admittedly, it might be my favorite simply because I find Yahoo Answers to be so amusing).
EPG Mr. Justin MD.
Username: EPG Mr. Justin MD
Site: Yahoo! Answers
Gender: Male
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
Age: 18 at first comment, 21 now
Favorite Disney movies: The Aristocats, Fox and the Hound, The Rescuers, The Rescuers Down UnderSample questions he has posted to all Yahoo! Answers Users, In Chronological Order:
"How Do You Get On A Jet Ski?"
"How Old Can Horses get Before They Die Any Kind Of Horse?
"Can Cats and Dogs Get Headaches? It May Be A Random Question But Is It Possible That Cats And Dogs Get Headaches?"
"Asking For A date? There Is This Girl That I've Known For A Long Time Since 1st Grade To Be Specific Anyway I Want To Ask Her If She Wants To Go Out Sometime But I Dont Know What To Say"
Sample answers:
Answer to "[My dog] does good most of the time, but he tends to bark at people on bikes and motorcycles. He'll also sometimes just bark at everything. Any suggestions?"
"If He Is Barking At Bikes Then He Was Probably Hurt By A Bike Or Hes Just Never Seen One Before"Answer to "How do you hide the smell of smoke on your clothes/hair?"
"What I Would Do Is Get Some High Endurance Or Some Kind Of Body Spray And Spray That On Before You Get Home"
Answer to "Can i have and example of a palindrome sentence?"
"A Palindrome Is Anything That Can Be Spelled Backwards (Example) Nebraska-Aksarben"
A few years (and blogs) ago, I met a guy at a blogger's meetup who introduced himself as John. I asked him what his blog was, and he said "I blog on Mark's blog." Mark was a friend with a blog about local politics, and John regularly commented on the posts on Mark's blog. The way John talked about it suggested that he thought commenting on others' blog posts was the same as blog-ing. I thought that was a little strange, but now it actually makes more and more sense, as projects like Collier's or applications like Facebook aggregate more and more of our online interactions. These collections of comments, lumped together and taken out of context, make me feel a little awkward about the random streams of reviews, comments, tweets, and such that are splayed across the internet with my username(s) attached. The internet can seem like a very fleeting place, but it remembers more than we would like. If I knew all of my output were to be grouped together in the style of Collier's project, would I interact on the internet as if I were blogging all the time?
Thanks to Mariah for the original link.
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